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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

posted 15 hours agovia©reblog

kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

posted 15 hours agovia©reblog

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

brakken:

Dratini>Dragonair>Dragonite

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#ok die

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

posted 3 days agovia©reblog

themetaisawesome:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains

posted 4 days agovia©reblog

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

posted 4 days agovia©reblog
Tagged #go gurl